Week 7 brings us to Ben's hometown of Warsaw, IN. It is decidedly more happening than Arlington, IA, where Chris took the girls last year. Ben starts off by meeting his parents in a diner and telling them about his last six ladies. They look pretty unconvinced about the whole process.
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The final six. |
The girls are totally naturally walking in a classic autumn scene and oh look! Piles of leaves! Let's have a leaf fight! This was totally not staged. Also totally not staged was their surprise when Ben picked them up on a boat while they were conveniently standing on a dock. Ben takes them to their home for the week and then asks Lauren B. to join him on a date after making joke about his parents having sex.
Lauren B. gets a tour of Ben's old haunts: his high school, his church, the movie theater (now hotel) where he had his first kiss. And lucky us, we get to hear that story. "I want to kiss you but I don't know how," Ben said at age 13 to land his first kiss, and again at age 26 to land one with Lauren B. Next they go to the Baker Youth Club where Ben used to work. Ben is really good with kids and Lauren B. ate it all up. They jump rope, play ball, girls giggle, and Ronnie the Half Court King sinks a shot, forcing Ben to kiss Lauren B. in front of 100 kids. Then, surprise! Ben invites the Indiana Pacers to hang with the kids. Ben consoles a crying kid and it's adorable.
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Here kids, watch these people you just met kiss. |
Ben and Lauren B.'s evening portion consists of resolving the non-existent issues that Leah brought up last week. Then they go to Ben's favorite dive bar and take shots with a group of people who may or may not be Ben's friends.
JoJo gets the next one-on-one and the other girls pout. Because they've clearly exhausted anything interesting in Indiana, Ben and JoJo go to Wrigley Field in Chicago and wear Mr. and Mrs. Higgens jerseys, roll around in the grass, and "eat" dinner on a tiny table in the field. JoJo shares her fears with Ben, Ben says some articulate and comforting things and suddenly JoJo isn't scared anymore.
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I would actually love this date. Except at the Giant's ballpark, and the jersey would have my name. |
The last group date of the season has Becca, Amanda, and Caila playing in boats and with kites. They all talk to Ben: Amanda wants to squeeze her kids, Caila thinks she's moss, and Becca is concerned about Ben being at the same place in their relationship as she is. Ben gives Amanda a rose and whisks her off. Becca and Caila look like they could kill someone.
They shouldn't feel too bad, because Ben takes Amanda to McDonald's in the worst product-placement date ever. Ben exclaims he's always wanted to go behind the counter, so Ben and Amanda work the drive-thru before feeding each other greasy fries. At least Ben takes Amanda to a Carnival afterwards which looked like actual fun.
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Attempting to romanticize minimum wage. |
Last but not least, Emily gets a one-on-one. Ben takes her home to meet his parents. She babbles uncontrollably to Mother Higgens who looks slightly horrified at the prospect of her son marrying a wannabe NFL cheerleader. She informs Father Higgens that she likes movies and hates vegetables. They are all quite nice to her and Ben's parents are very diplomatic in talking about her.
Ben takes Emily back across the lake and breaks up with her while the other girls peer out the window and watch. They console crying Emily who then gives a surprising sane exit interview after that word vomit of a date with Ben's parents.
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Is Lauren B. trying to console her or put her out of her misery? |
Dramatic music brings us into the rose ceremony and Ben doesn't know what to do. Good ol' Chris Harrison, psychologist, to the rescue. He asks Ben who maybe doesn't seem like good wife material and Ben makes up his mind. Ben does exactly what Becca asked him not to do the day before: blindside her by not giving her a rose.
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Chris Harrison, earning his paycheck. |
Girls sent home, but not to hometowns:
Emily, who loves ducks because she never sees them in Vegas,
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Becca, who will have to forgo sex a little longer.
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