This week, Ben and his 11 girlfriends headed to Mexico City.
*cue dramatic Mexican-ish music*
Olivia starts off strong, talking about how Ben validates her, and how they have a "love language" and how she should get the one-on-one date. She doesn't get one though. Amanda, the single mom, gets the first date in Mexico, leading Olivia on a mom-bashing rant about how she knows what Ben wants, and it's not moms.
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| If you didn't think waking the girls up isn't the creepiest gimmick on The Bachelor, just look at Ben's face. |
The group date sends Ben and the girls to Spanish Class. The teacher has Ben tell them individually, but in front of the rest of the girls, that he loves them and wants to kiss them in Spanish. This makes Jubilee really uncomfortable and when it's her turn, she tells Ben he already said that to other girls. Olivia takes a different approach because even though she just watched Ben profess his love and devotion to eight other women, when he said it to her, there was "electriciTAY."
Next, they head to a market/restaurant and pair off to buy ingredients and cook fancy Mexican food. Because, as we all know, "if you know how to cook, you're ready to get married." Olivia, yet again, swoops in on Ben and forces him to be her partner and also to eat crickets.
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| Emily is everyone's internal monologue this episode in regard to Olivia |
Group date number two takes Ben and Lauren H. to a poncho shop where they get to talk to the designer who just happens to want to invite them to a fashion show that happens to be this evening as his guests! And surprise! Not only do they get to go behind the scenes, Ben and Lauren H. get to be models! Lauren H. is pretty intimidated, and I don't blame her. Ben gives her a pep talk, they crush it, and then take tequila shots out of plastic cups. Dinner time conversation reveals that Amanda's not the only one with a cheating ex. Ben just loves these stories and gives Lauren H. a rose. Then they get a private concert! Sort of. It's a harpist on the street, but they are his only spectators and make-out while he performs, so same difference.
The cocktail party brings DRAMA and we're set up for the most DRAMATIC episode EVER next week! The girls are asking Amanda about her daughters and if her shitty ex gets to see them and Olivia thinks it's a good time to share her bad taste in TV by stating "I feel like it's an episode of teen mom." The girls all take offense at this and Emily decides she has to do something and tells Ben how mean Olivia is and cries. She then calls her twin and cries to her about how Olivia's the worst, which she kind of is. Surprisingly, unlike in every season before, Ben doesn't get rid of the snitch (yet), but says "if someone's causing Emily pain, she's not the woman for me." Ben is concerned, and the rest of the girls corroborate Emily's "Olivia's a bitch" story.
It's rose ceremony time, but first, Ben wants to talk to Olivia. The girls looked surprised but hope he breaks the rules and takes away her rose. Then we get our first, and hopefully our last, "To Be Continued..." of the season.
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| The Mouth is back |
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| I don't even know. |
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| What even are you, Olivia? |
