ACT I: Andi Comes to Call
ACT II: A Farewell to Corinne
ACT III: Quoth the Raven: Never-O
Act 1
If you didn't watch Andi's season, here's the cliff notes: Nick made it to the top two and lost to douchebag jock Josh. During After the Final Rose, Nick asked Andi why she "made love to him" if she wasn't going to pick him and it was awkward and also caused drama for Andi and Josh (who have long been split us).
Back to New York and Nick and Andi today: they discuss Nick's experience and how he has four strong women left ("and they stuck around?"). Andi asks if Nick is going to have sex with these final three. He says he doesn't know (yeah, right), and Andi asks if he regrets asking her about their "making love." He apologizes, in a long roundabout way, but Andi seems ok with it and they hug, she wishes him luck, and leaves.
Act 2
Act 3
Raven gets the first Fantasy Suite week date. They are in Finland and go on an awesome looking helicopter ride around Urho Kekkonen National Park. They then play darts in a Finnish pub and it's all fun and dates like the Bachelor should be. Then they start talking. And end up arguing about ironing vs steaming clothes and it's so boring, the fact they are enjoying it means they are probably meant for each other.
Side note: Nick is wearing the chunkiest, most turtlenecky of turtleneck sweaters, while Raven is wearing the least useful of sweaters that doesn't cover her shoulders, let alone neck, as if to make up for Nick.
At dinner, Raven gives Nick an actually quite nice and real (real for this show that is) and long declaration of love. He offers her the Fantasy Suite card, and she gleefully accepts, but wants to make sure Nick knows two things, which we have been hearing about all episode in between shots of their date:
1. She has only been sexually active with one guy she never even said I love you to (this is the guy who cheated on her and she beat him with a stiletto)
2. She's never had an orgasm
So, no pressure, Nick. And we won't find out if this night has a satisfying ending until next week's three hour extravaganza.
The episode ends with a Rocky-esque montage of Nick running around in the snow and lifting logs over his head.
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