Fantasy Suite week: the week where all the contestants talk about the importance of having quality alone time, while everyone watching knows they just want to have sex. Anyway, They are in Thailand and Blake gets the first date.
Becca and Blake go on a hike to a sacred temple, so they can't touch and kiss for most of the date. At the temple, some monks give them advice about marriage (honesty, compromise, patience, and giving). They they ring a bell that shares their love and then sprint back to the threshold where they can make out again. In the evening, Blake tells Becca his fears about her falling for the other men. She talks about how she felt last year, but doesn't deny feelings for the other men here. It soothes Blake, so he tells her again how much he loves her and they kiss some more. She hands him the Fantasy Suite Card, to which he replies, "Uh, Yeah!" The next time we see them, it's morning and they are cuddling, still in bed. Blake is anxious that this is the last time he'll be able to wake up next to her. He feels so strongly, "like no way she has this with any other guy." It's gonna be hard for him to watch this show...
The next day, Becca and Jason wander around a Thai market. They weirdly dance in the middle of a street performance, eat crickets, and look at pretty architecture. Becca has a weird freak out after saying something about the future and tells us she "feels weird" eight dozen times. Basically she knows he's not the one, but judging by how he's the best kisser, she was probably looking forward to the fantasy suite, but she'd feel guilty about sleeping with him and immediately dumping him. She has dinner with him anyway just in case, you know, she falls in love with a third guy last minute (she's already admitted to falling in love with Blake and Garrett). Jason babbles about how great it was to tell his family that he loves her, only for her to tell him she sees a future more with two other dudes. Jason is crushed, obviously, and Becca goes to cry in the fantasy suite. She sobs, "like, I literally just did to him what Arie did to me." Like, you literally did not: Arie proposed to you and planned for the future with you. You never even slept with Jason; he's going to be ok.
Garrett's date is by far the coolest: they bamboo raft down a river where there is what looks like a bamboo raft party going on plus a bunch of elephants! They do not seem appropriately excited by the elephants. Garrett rambles incoherently and tells Becca this journey has made him better at communicating. They kiss, and Becca hopes to hear "I love you" before the night is up. She gets her wish. Garrett hopes Becca is the last girl he "has to say" that too. How romantic. They head to the Fantasy Suite which is a tent in a tree house. The next morning it's raining and they drink mimosas and it looks lovely.
Becca stares pensively out the window in preparation for her rose ceremony when there's a knock on the door. Jason is back to get some closure and give her a scrapbook of their journey, since what the heck is he going to do with that now? Becca tells us "the world needs more Jasons" and then takes a boat to the other guys. Blake and Garrett show up one by one and you can just see the nerves leave their faces when Becca shows up sans Jason. She still hands out roses, with looong pauses before each name even though there is approximately zero suspense here.
Next week it's on to the Maldives and meeting Becca's family!
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