Dear Readers,
Welcome to my Bachelor Blog! Here I will post a mash-up of recap and reaction to each drama-packed Bachelor/ette episode, starting with Season 11 of The Bachelorette, starring possibly Kaitlyn and possibly Britt! I am 100% #TeamKaitlyn, so if the 25 men choose fake-crier Britt by putting more roses in her custom rose-shaped-hole-in-the-lid box (seriously), this blog may cease to exist.
We may have seven days until the premiere, but ABC has released the suitors, so get your brackets ready! The 25 guys span 10 years of age, 22 different names, and two countries (thanks, Canada!). And the winner for the best (worst?) occupation goes to that Canadian: Shawn E., the amateur sex coach! Sex coach would be one thing (I mean, we know love guru is an occupation thanks to Chris and Carly's super awkward date last season), but the "amateur" part sounds suspect.
Most of the guys are, shockingly, relatively good-looking white dudes. A number of them look to be pretty buff, too, so get ready for lots of shirtless scenes!
Stock up on some wine, and I'll see you next week as we judge 25 attempts at charming entrances!
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