"It's all fun and games until Chris Harrison shows up"

This season is going to be SO dramatic, they had to set the stage with a two-night season premiere!
Some thoughts on the "awkward and probably a bit painful" episodes:

• I would never want Chris Harrison to break bad news to me.  Or good news.  Or any news.
• Britt didn't get to take a moment and say her good byes!
• How awkward would it be if Kaitlyn ends up with a guy who totally came for Britt?
• Are they going to have a side story in the credits about Britt and the singer-songwriter who is terrible at singing?
• Cupcake car/Dentist definitely had the best entrance.  Car pool wasn't half bad either, but then he tried to reason with the drunk guy and is an amateur sex coach, so it went downhill from there.
• "I would love to puck you."  Way to take a leaf out of Kaitlyn's book and use an inappropriate punny pick-up line, JJ!
• I wonder where the Chris Harrison riding a Triceratops and wielding a rose drawing is now?
• "I guess you can't judge a book by it's cupcake."  Tony should leave the jokes to Kaitlyn.
• So Kaitlyn's going to sleep with someone (or if it's Nick, "make love") and then tell everyone?  Just leave that in the ocean like Juan Pablo did, and avoid a horrendously awkward situation.
• Whatever Kaitlyn does though, I doubt it will be as embarrassing for her as Drunk "you suck" Ryan's 15 minutes of fame.  He was really good at not spilling his drink when falling all over the pool, but also really good at being an A-grade douchebag.

I haven't learned their names yet, but the men Kaitlyn kept this week are:  three ethnic dudes, cupcake car-dentist, #CreepyTony the healer, Kuna guy with the welded rose, Edward Norton look-a-like, first impression rose guy who believes he fell in love at first sight, southern accent, honest about choosing Britt "LoveMan," and some guys who look like they came out of stock photos.  I think there are multiple Ben's and two dudes with kids who's names are something like Skye and Aurora Borealis.